Here are five offbeat news links to start off your boring day. People are having more interesting things happen to them then you and I. Even it if it involving themselves in human trafficking and treating your body like an amusement park in a strangers backyard.
If you are thinking about a career in the high paced field of meth addiction this one will be an really important tip to practice. It’s nice to see your local law enforcement agency reaching out to the public with a handy tip. Remember just because you are a needle squeezing meth addict, you don’t have to be stupid. Just remember your basic training and you should be okay.
Is it really that time of year again? May 2nd is officially World Naked Gardening Day. So get on out and really upset your neighbors and the wildlife by doing your part to keep nude gardening day running. It should be a good day to work on your Sausage Tree, Mother-In-Law’s-Cushion, Wang Peonies or your Drooping Ball Shrubs. A few tips, always be careful with the hedge clippers and you might want to stay back from the rose bushes.
Sometimes a strange story comes along that makes me shake my head. I was shaking it even more when I watched how much fun Colin Furze was having with the giant fart machine he built and plans to fire at France. Colin is a plumber and inventor from Britain and he has built a giant fart machine from a valveless jet engine and places into a makeshift set of buttocks. It’s the same kind of engine that was employed in the Nazi V-1 bombs from WWII. He is going to set his machine up on the cliffs of Dover and see if his farting machine can be heard in France.