- Restroom Hand Dryers Suck Up Feces Particles and Spray Them All Over Your Hands – I might be better off just wearing an adult diaper and avoiding public bathrooms all together.
- Man claiming to be reincarnation of Jesus Christ arrested – There’s a small video. I figured Jesus would be driving a nicer car but I guess he never was all that glitzy.
- Man ends up in hospital after eating world’s hottest chilli – Frank’s Red Hot is good enough for this guy.
- Stan Lee doesn’t need any help – Oh and he may sue for those that reported he was victim of elder abuse. Lets all hope he is okay.
- Speculators hoard Necco Wafers before candy maker’s possible closure – The candy apocalypse is upon us. Start boarding up your windows. You heard it here first.
- Video link of the day presentsthe borders and populations of each country in Europe, for every year since 400 BC.