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Random Boredness for Tuesday May 17th, 2018

Posted on May 17, 2018

funny boredom links

Feces throwing incident at Tim Hortons – Somebody finally had enough of getting home and not even remotely having the right order in their bag.
Man Killed by exploding Vape Pen – Trying to quit smoking for better health……
After 2 years, family realizes their ‘dog’ is actually a bear – How many people just checked their dogo to make sure?
How to remove snake from ceiling fan at Waco restaurant – No thanks, is there a Burger King nearby?
All-you-can-eat pizza festival apologizes for lack of pizza – This just brought a tear to our eyes.
Random Video Link of the day. There’s a new super villain in town.

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Cops Find Car Dangling from Toronto Bridge

Posted on May 3, 2018

Police in Toronto were stumped this morning and they found car dangling from a bridge. The care was burned out with the engine removed and was attached to the bridge with a winch. The area below which is frequented by dog walkers and hikers was tapped off with yellow caution tape. The police originally thought it was part of a movie scene but later confirmed there are no movies being filmed in the area. The next thought that it was a student prank but local engineering students deny any involvement. They are treating it as a criminal investigation.

Random Boredness for Tuesday May 1st, 2018

Posted on May 1, 2018

offbeat news bored

- - - Woman tells cops she is Mother Mary picking up Baby Jesus and had permission from God to speed – okay.
    - Woman charged for driving 60 km/h under speed limit on Hwy – How fast was the speed limit?
    - 10-year-old joyrider leads cops on 45-mile high-speed chase – Second time in two weeks too!
    - Russia has a low-speed chase between police and a tractor – There’s actually a video clip because it’s Russia.
    - Mayor leads police on slow-speed riding mower chase with open beer – Strange news day when there are more low speed chases then high speed chases.
  - Random video of the day – Motorcycle vs Speedbump

Random Boredness for Monday April 30, 2018

Posted on April 30, 2018

offbeat news of the day

Student Arrested For Bringing Weed-Infused Cheetos To School – Genius. This is what we call killing two birds with one stone.
Danny DeVito Day is New Jersey’s newest holiday. – No word if rum ham will be the traditional meal but we are betting on it.
Woman smashes window Popeyes meal doesn’t come with drink – What is it about Popeyes that brings out the worst in people?
Man has chopstick removed from penis after friend inserted while drunk – Not touching this one with a ten foot pole, or a pair of chopsticks for that matter.
Suspect uses Halifax ferry as getaway vehicle after Tim Hortons heist – The movie based on actual events will star Keanu Reeves.
Random video link – Student eating cheetos with chopsticks

Random Boredness for Wednesday April 18, 2018

Posted on April 18, 2018

Baboons used 55-gallon barrel to escape from San Antonio research facility – The bad news is they were recaptured 30 minutes later.
‘Very Angry Badger’ Seizes Part Of A 500-Year-Old Scottish Castle – Badgers are bad ass enough let alone one that “very angry”.
Woman trapped in car by snake on windshield – For Australia I expected more.
Dogs can urinate on lampposts, court rules – Dogs, paving the way for human rights. Good dogos.
‘Zombie-Like’ Raccoons Are Terrorizing Youngstown, Ohio – The raccoons will be our downfall. You heard it here first.
Man loses ‘kicking contest’ with moose – Not sure why anybody would think that this is a good idea.
Random Video Link – Cat takes down a drone.

Random Boredness for Tuesday April 17, 2018

Posted on April 17, 2018

T-Mobile fined $40 million for “false rings” – What is the world coming to when you can’t trust your mobile operator to look after your best interests. Next they are going to tell me that cable and dish operators are squeezing me.
You can either get or give an exorcism via cell phone now – “This is Father Pat, let me speak to the demon……”
Amazon removes “enjoy cocaine” children’s clothing line – Who wouldn’t want their child promoting cocaine use? Some parents.
Golfer get a hole in one and 2o months in lock up – Golf puts a hole in another golfer is more realistic title.
Collector finds drugs hidden inside Nintendo games – I always wondered how kids stayed up all night playing video games.
Sadly the video link of the day is for Harry Anderson that left us this week. Loved Night Court and loved him on Cheers.

Kool-Aide Pickles Exist

Posted on April 15, 2018

So I admit it, I haven’t traveled to the south and until today I never knew that Kool-Aide Pickles were a thing. Sometimes they are reffered to as Koolickles and even sold at Walmart under the name of Tropickles. I can’t find too much about it other than it’s Delta region thing and may have been around since the 40’s or 50’s.

Here is a recipe and review for Koolickles. The look on her face when she first tries one is classic. She looks like she is going to throw up but insists they are pretty good.

Random Boredness for Monday April 16, 2018

Posted on April 15, 2018

Hospital apologies after brain goes missing – Forgive and forget, it was just a brain.
‘I was a teacher for 17 years, but I couldn’t read or write’ – Throw that in a teachers face next time you are at a dinner party.
Kicked water bottle leads to stab wound death. – Sounds like a legitimate reason.
‘Planet X’ will destroy the Earth on April 23, according to doomsday prophecy – Send us all of your money and property since you won’t be needing it.
Mom let her 2-year-old smoke meth and roll joints, cops say. Now she’s in jail. – If you ask me the mother should be the one in jail.
Video link of the day. Little Girl Serenades Herd Of Cows. Pretty cool how they stop in their tracks to hear more.

Random Boredness for Saturday April 14, 2018

Posted on April 14, 2018

- Substitute Teacher Arrested After Starting A Fight Club For High School Students – I guess what happens in fight club…. well you get it.
- Inmate offers 20 jail meals for cellmate to kill ex-wife – In all fairness he did offer $2,000 as well.
- Tarantula burger special sold at North Carolina restaurant has legs – Maybe in the aftermath of an apocalypse if all of the food on earth has been destroyed, maybe.
- Beef over a Slim Jim prompts gas station owner to shoot customer – Happened in Houston and not Florida. Shocked.
- The video link of the day is just small clip of an amazing catch. Almost makes baseball seem not boring.

The most fabulous catch in baseball history

Random Boredness for Friday April 13, 2018

Posted on April 13, 2018

Restroom Hand Dryers Suck Up Feces Particles and Spray Them All Over Your Hands – I might be better off just wearing an adult diaper and avoiding public bathrooms all together.
Man claiming to be reincarnation of Jesus Christ arrested – There’s a small video. I figured Jesus would be driving a nicer car but I guess he never was all that glitzy.
Man ends up in hospital after eating world’s hottest chilli – Frank’s Red Hot is good enough for this guy.
Stan Lee doesn’t need any help – Oh and he may sue for those that reported he was victim of elder abuse. Lets all hope he is okay.
Speculators hoard Necco Wafers before candy maker’s possible closure – The candy apocalypse is upon us. Start boarding up your windows. You heard it here first.
Video link of the day presentsthe borders and populations of each country in Europe, for every year since 400 BC.

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