- Baboons used 55-gallon barrel to escape from San Antonio research facility – The bad news is they were recaptured 30 minutes later.
- ‘Very Angry Badger’ Seizes Part Of A 500-Year-Old Scottish Castle – Badgers are bad ass enough let alone one that “very angry”.
- Woman trapped in car by snake on windshield – For Australia I expected more.
- Dogs can urinate on lampposts, court rules – Dogs, paving the way for human rights. Good dogos.
- ‘Zombie-Like’ Raccoons Are Terrorizing Youngstown, Ohio – The raccoons will be our downfall. You heard it here first.
- Man loses ‘kicking contest’ with moose – Not sure why anybody would think that this is a good idea.
- Random Video Link – Cat takes down a drone.