- Student Arrested For Bringing Weed-Infused Cheetos To School – Genius. This is what we call killing two birds with one stone.
- Danny DeVito Day is New Jersey’s newest holiday. – No word if rum ham will be the traditional meal but we are betting on it.
- Woman smashes window Popeyes meal doesn’t come with drink – What is it about Popeyes that brings out the worst in people?
- Man has chopstick removed from penis after friend inserted while drunk – Not touching this one with a ten foot pole, or a pair of chopsticks for that matter.
- Suspect uses Halifax ferry as getaway vehicle after Tim Hortons heist – The movie based on actual events will star Keanu Reeves.
- Random video link – Student eating cheetos with chopsticks